#WeekendVibes and our new cake shop.
I'm so glad there's a trashcan emoji now so I can tell people they're garbage. The first person I'd tell is myself cause all I do is trash talk and you know what? I'm just as disappointed as you are that this "cake shop" we've started doesn't have anything edible in it (although choking on a McQueen skull ring is a pretty badass way to die). But really, we did you a favor. Have you ever looked at pictures of food online? It's fucking torture. I can barely read the descriptions on Seamless without getting a hangry eye twitch and considering punching the nearest person (sorry roomies). No this cake shop is way cooler than, um, cake. Wait, that was total [insert trashcan emoji and maybe the poop one too for good measure]. I gotta fire my writer, which is me, so I guess I'll take the rest of the day off to learn the moves to Drake's Hotline Bling video from my grandmother. I need to step up my blackout wasted dancing at the club tonight. Later dudes.