How to do Halloween without shedding your cool.
I am all about some Halloween. Give me 80's slasher movies, clever costume puns, and house parties upon house parties and there's really nothing to be mad about (except that Jell-O shot hangover). But there's something to be said about doing Halloween right without looking like a total fucking idiot. The go-to gear for guys is usually to side with funny or scary, and for girls, unfortunately (depending on how you view it), it's slutty or don't bother. But what if you want to totally kill (pun!) your look for Halloween without completely losing your swag? I'm all about showing up to the party ready to make an entrance, but I'm also too lazy to put in a ton of effort. Cue finding shit in your closet and passing it off as the look people wish they would've thought of, cause while your Trump mask feels like a gas chamber of your own breath and your hilarious Borat onesie isn't exactly scoring any point with the ladies, I'll be over here looking cool as fuck without actually trying very hard at all. Now realtalk where do I get these Jell-O shots?