Five pairs of Nike's you need to cop rn.
I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I only own one pair of Nike's. In my defense, there are about 238429875023 (give or take a few) different styles to choose from, and if you haven't heard about my sneaker affair, let me be clear that it's not simply a booty call situation. It's a full blown romance. I don't want just one pair of Nike's. I want them all. So until I can have them all, I will only have one. That makes sense, right? Right. The first step is admitting you have a problem and I won't half-ass my Nike addiction. Also my feet are so beat up from breaking in monk straps that I don't want them to get too used to comfortable shoes cause occasionally a dude's gotta look fancy and I'm just never going to be a sneakers with a suit guy (I don't think). But there is that one perk of always being sport-ready and these shoes will have you ready to run whenever needed. You know, like from the rain, the cops, or your psycho ex. Wearer's choice.