10 coats to up your fall wardrobe game.
It got fucking cold. I know, I know. It's fall. What was I expecting? But I reserve the right to complain for a least a couple of weeks before my complaints turn into grumbles and then I turn it all around by putting on a fly ass coat and realizing that's actually the coolest (pun?) thing about cold weather cause overcoats are like a one-way ticket to badassness and we all know that's my modus operandi. (If you didn't, now you know. Rebuttal in the comments if you must, but I gotta warn you my badass overcoat drowns out the haters.) The thing I dig most about a BAOC (pronounced like Bach, which is pronounced like bok, choy if you're nasty) is that it's an immediate wardrobe upgrade. It doesn't really matter what you're wearing underneath. Going to the gym? Going to a business meeting? Who cares? Your BAOC has got your back and you're killing it. And it's kind of like you brought a blanket with you in case you need to take a snooze while waiting for a 3AM subway. Not that I've ever done that. Sober.
Wear it oversized and don't be afraid to get a little furry. Real T tho: the furrier your BAOC the more people will try to pet you when you're at a bar. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people, but it happens so just go with it cause like best case scenario they're hot and now they've pet you; worst case they're into freaky furries and you should probably run. I mean, unless you're into that and you do you but either way have a plan before you go full on gorilla with your outerwear. ALL I'M SAYIN'.